Pharmacology- quote from the exams….

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huhuh..salah satu dari "meja" study aku masa exam pharmaco

Before the exam:
1. Only 3 days gap since last paper..
2. 100++ question, with each question consists of drugs classifications, its mechanism(s) of actions, adverse effect, indications, and some with pharmacokinetics & pharmacodynamics properties.
3. Over 60 obligatory drug to be memorized complete with it forms & specific dosage (as well as it indications in case u were asked)
4. Over 250++ (anybody really count this??), drugs being discussed in the whole question list

Outcomes:
A desperate, half-hearted student, studying continuosly (with 15-20 mt break for each 1 hour of study, amboi!!!), and with everything blur in my mind, the only thing that keeps me moving is the obligation to fulfill the princips that " He does not change anything to mankind, unless man work for it "…

Consultation day (1 day before the exam):

Igor yg bagi consultation
Kehadiran : Safwa, Rita, Anis, Aku ngan 1org budak India,…lagi 2 org datang lambat

quotes from Igor:
"Only 4 people????"
"You should prepare according to Kartzung book"
"Dont read the ukrainian book, the information is misleading & it isnt enough"
"If u dont know one question, your mark will not be more than 3"
"If you answer according Ukrainian book,I hope your mark will be 3"
"this answer is being discussed in Katzung…bla….bla…kartzung…bla….bla…Kartrzung…bla…bla…Kartzung"
<– berapa bnyk la royalti dia dpt dok promote buku Kartzung ni
"are you attempt to make a "phantom???" ..<– upon seing my flash card I used for memorizing drugs names…ceh, ada ke patut dia ingat aku nak meniru…ingat aku budak rusia ke??

The examination day:
Sir Vadim:
"without white coat"
"Guys, please enter!!"
"Guys, more guys"
<– pompuan tak yah jawab ker?

aku dah x ingat apa lagi dia hentam muhana ngan khalid, tapi aku duk betul2 depan meja dia..cuak aku dengar..berkerut2 muka aku tahan cuak, n nak pikir jawapan lagi…huhuh, mmg penyeksaan betul..dahla bilik tu panas…

Cikgu perempuan yg aku jawab dengannya (tak tau nama dia)-a.k.a cikgu "HA-HA-SORI"
"Ha ha..sorry.."
"Ha ha…your patient will die.."
"You should write SLOOWLY"
<- i put indication for CaCL as inject I.V. , lefting out the word "slowly’"

"What is sulfadimezone?"
"A sulfa drugs" <- me :)
"Ok, how many times we give sulfa drugs"
(adoi..mana la nak ingat)
"err..it depends on patients condition" <– taktik cover no.4
"Yes, but usually how many times a day" (adoi, tak makan la pulak)
"err…2"
"No, 4 times…oh , SORRY, 6 times i think" <– ceh, dia pun x sure

"Please think what is the classification of vasodilator"
"er..er..Ca-Channel blocker"
"Thats one of it..what more?"
"er…er.."
"Dont hurry, I give you time to think"
<after 20 seconds>
"you dont remember? sorry…next question.."
(huh, 20 saat nak pikir apa cikgu???)

"Your mark is good (4 la tu)…" sambil tersenyum2 lepas menyelak jurnal kelas aku..apparently markah purata sem aku utk pharmaco adalah 4-.adoi, nak jugak vadim tu letak "-"
"You will get your credit (zachut) after you return our book to the library..good bye"

Hmm…sedih jugak sebab aku sangkut satu sub-question jer, tapi dah dapat 4..pikir2 blk, ada jer org kantoi langsung satu whole question, tapi dpt 5 gak…erm..agaknay sebab markah purata kelas dia mantap kot..takpela, aku redha jer…lagipun , kan blajar demi ilmu..
eh..tapi ilmu aku pun tak byk mana ni :P

teringat kata2 ni, yg aku guna dulu masa pujuk diri sendiri lepas dapat B dlm BA utk PMR (walaupun dah nak rak study,tapi aku mmg sengal BA pun)
"sedihlah dalam redha"

n that is exactly what I’m doing now :)

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