our surgical resident..

At the first sight, when he turned out to be our lecturer, there’s a moment of silence in the air (read: girls gasping for air..or so I suppose). He walked in with his all-black suit, unsmiled, and the most piercing eye stating "I’m gonna rip each of your head off so fast you wont be able to scream ‘mommy’"
The atmosphere stayed for ..at most, 5 minutes ..before he started reading his lecture..
and so here are some quotes:
Those word in quotation, is his..and for the sake of understanding, I provide the closest transliteration I could manage to think about (Oh, arent I’m that great in insulting Russians. go me!!!)
"ray - lex" = relax
"ak-kom-po-naid" = accompanied
"per-kus-s-sion"/ "per-kusyen" = percussion
"kink" = ?????
"brekket" = ( )
"cow-lawn" = :
"mu-shel" = ???muscle perhaps
"not WILL pronounce" = ????
"razor" = rather
"tense-syon" = tension
"braing" = bring
"soom" = some
"behavor" = behaviour
"un-n-zhures" = anxious
""tig" = thigh
"wan-set" = onset
"quest-ening" = questioning
"over-he-ging" = overhanging
"ujen" = urgent
"va-geeee-na" = vagina
"martial"=muscle
"muskel"=muscle
"sing-koop"=syncope
hahahha….aren’t he cute after all
October 9th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
he’s not a resident!! he’s a proffessssssorrrr okay!! HAHAHAHA!!
October 10th, 2006 at 6:23 am
shh…keep it down..I’m trying not to embarass him too much..a professor couldnt be that..incapable..hheehe