.:a sUdDeN sLiP:.

still defining myself…

111
randomized facts about me:

 

1. My
name is Mohd Helmi Zakariah

2.
Nickname : I still don’t have one that I like

3.
Nickname previously given : emi,doraemon??sumo??

4.
cybername :angelus_izika

5.
Height :173

6.
Weight:111 (and decreasing ,or so I hope)

7.
D.O.B:

23 jan 1985

8. Proud
of his IC no :85-0123

9. Never
bother about his birthday then

9. know
about his birthday only when he got his IC

10.
So,have the tendency to forget other people’s birthday too

 

11. Can
love and hate one thing at the same time (e.g. Chocolate)

12.
Friendly (according to some)

13.
Annoyingly-friendly (according to some others)

14.
First ambition was to be a pilot

15.
Learnt about myopic n obesity,n since then decide to change his ambition.

16.
Current ambition:anything else rather than a pilot

17.
Didn’t know he was a myopic until being pinched on a stomach by some angry
nurse due to my incompetence to distinguish letter M and E (she actually
thought I was dumb !!!)

18.
First eyeglass was too big for his 7-years old nose

19. The
eyeglass always slipped down from his nose,so he need to push it back upward
from time to time.

20. 8
years old,he developed the
"freehand-technique-to-reposition-your-eyeglass" by utilizing all his
facial muscles to its utmost capability. And it comes with an ugly face too.

 

21. Have
lactose intolerance

22.
Cheese-cake is still one of my fav food

23. Have
mild form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)

24.
Still can’t figure out what irritate his bowel

25. Have
been indicated as having 2nd degree obesity.

26. Believes
that he still keep in shape (round IS a shape)

27.
Myopic 10D for left,and 9D for right

28.
Practically wears eyeglass all his life

29.
Tried contact lens at 19 yo

30.
Swear that he never wear it again,after one week trial.

 

31.
Thought he had a girlfriend

32.
thought he had a painful breakup after a 5 years relationship

33.
Recently identified his position as "never had a girlfriend"

34.
Technically,that made him single ever since he was born

35. is
not sure whether he is available or not now

36. Never
had a date (see 33)

37.
Really can’t figure out what does it mean by the terms "declare your
relationship". I mean,how do u declare it??sign a prenup or something??

38. Felt
a tinge once in a while when looking at other couple

39.
Realise that he is sooo not suit into that….

40.
…..until the right moment

 

41.
Always cut his fingernail starting from left small fingers up to right small
fingers

42. Want
to believe he have an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder)

43. Got
to touch the real computer when he was 6

44. He
messed up a lot with the DOS-era computer

45. Got
his 1st windows-based computer when he was 11

44. Can
never master the mouse movement

46.
Actually,had never seen a mouse before that

47. The
DOS era made him a pretty fast typist

48. last
few years,he earns his pocket money by typing up his parents assignments and
theses.

49. All
those psycho things his father studied, had turn him into an 8 years-old
psychopath

50.
Start to analyze people since 12 yo,

51. Have
made it into a habit until now.

52. its
only 52???

53.
Likes cooking and baking

54.
Thinking of changing into a more healthy hobby

55.
Planning to take up music as a replacement

56. Get
to know that he is "hopeless" in music.

57.
Still searching for a new hobby

58.
Decided for himself,that messing up with computer-thingey ISN’T a hobby

59. Or
maybe its a hobby after all…

60.
…but a lame one

 

61.
Loves maroon n dark purple

62. Knew
that he looks sucks in maroon n purple

63.
Still bought maroon-coloured tees

64.
Usually opt for either white and/or black, and baige

65. Fav
shirt : my Mastermind frat’s tee

66. fav
sweater : dockers (the one my best friend gave me)

67. fav
jackets : dockers -2 series

68. Fav
bottom : jeans,khakis,cargo pants

69.
Thinks slacks n shirt are sucks

70. Fav
scarf : Paris-Saint-Germainne FC .a present from my best friend

 

71.
Believes that one can have many best friends

72. But
have only one super-close friend

73. He
isn’t going to tell who is it.

74. Have
no problem in public speaking

75. can
talk to strangers

76.
Don’t understand why some guy have a prob to talk to girls

77. asks
for directions,although he gonna consult the map first

78.
Can’t talk about

hollywood

(or bollywood,or local artists for
that matters) gossips

79. Is a
good listener

80. Need
a good listener

 

81. Never
lived in one place more than 3 years…

82.
..except in Volgo (this is my first time in life I’ve ever stayed in one place
> than 3 years)

83. Don’t
believe it? Read the next few facts about me…

84. 1^st
Kindergarden : Tadika Ubudiyah, Klang

85. 2^nd
Kindergarde : Tadika ABIM, Menggatal, KK,

Sabah

86. 1^st
primary school : SK Darau, Menggatal,

Sabah

87. 2^nd
Primary school : SRK Taman Klang Jaya, Klang

88. 3^rd
Primary school : SK TAman Sri Andalas, Klang

89. 1^st
Secondary school : SMKA Simpang Lima, Sg Besar, Sabak Bernam, Selangor

90. 2^nd
Secondary school : MRSM Jasin, Melaka

91.
Pre-med : INTEC, Shah Alam

92.
Currently : VSMU,

Russia

!!

 

93. Don’t
really know what he’s doing here

94.
Never thought of taking medicine

95.
Vowed to himself that he’d never took medicine just a month before SPM trial

96. Fill
up the oversea application form for Biotech in

Australia

97. Convinced
by the interviewer that he better off took up medicine

98. After
5 minutes being convinced that in Russia they actually conduct the teaching in
English, he quickly and undoubtly erase his original application in front of
the interviewer and fill up for Russia Medicine program instead

99. Have
been offered to

UK

for Medicine under PEtronas scholarship.

100.
Reject it

101.
Never regret about it.

102.
Sometimes does give it a thought, but emphasizing that he never regret the
decision he made

 

103.
Tried to take up sports : Football, basketball, water polo, badminton, petanque

104.
Have been labeled “kaki bangku” more than a few times

105. End
up a little it better than average in bowling (only)

106. Learnt how to play guitar from his junior, Afiq

107. The
only song he could play is “Where do they make ballons”, (and actually only
half of it)

108. Still hoping that he could play a flute, or something…

109. Return
back to his original self, stuck with computer.

110.
Feel he is pretty good at video editing, photo editing, and publications stuff

111.
Love his family and friends more than anything in the world!!!

 

112. eh…..dah
lebih ni????

HAPPY 21st Birthday to my best friend ever!!!

Case
history No 354.

Date:22/11/2006

Time of
admission :00:00

Name
:
Mohd Zambrie Mat Akhir

Patient’s
Complaints:
Excessively happy, prolonged optimism, highly athletic,
metrosexually chic, and intensive warmth & smile

An.
Morbi :
pat develops kindness and tolerance from his early age,n shows the
first sign of jovial n sarcasm at later life

An.
VItae :
in relationship, stable life,loving family,and a handful of
caring friends.

St.
Presens :
fair,moderate tall,perfect BMI.AThletic n muscular constitution. An
enlarged, big heart. Got a nerve,but remain passively in exposing it.

Investigations:
ECG shows a sign of torsades de pointes,indicating a challenging way of life and
never ending thrills

Treatment
:
a recommended call to his "amoi", daily dose. Futsal game twice a
week,n a prayer for happines q.I.d.

 

Diagnosis
: HAPPy 21sT BirTHdAy DaWG!!! 

Epicrisis:

Friendship
is a gift from heaven above,

and
we’re close like the banks and river,

I
silently pray for His bless & love,

And
wishing you the best birthday ever!

Since the souvenir - a PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN FC scarf - actually is a gift from my friend, which happen to be a guy…I find the French title above somehow, is a lil’ bit misleading..

To be honest, I actually never heard of the club before, but my friend here is a football-frenzy type, I believe he can even calculate the odds of Thierry Henry scoring a penalty quicker rather than his usual mechanical engineering stuffs. However, I did know the club’s fierce Rivalry with Olympique Marseille , the local FC where my friend stays. So, since they got footballs hooligan as well like in England, the chance of this scarf departing safely from Marseille to Volgograd is actually a very, very slight one. (combine that with the fact of how distasteful is the Russian post service, and you will start wondering, how the hell did I ever received the packages??)

The time cant be any more right, since I just lost my scarf, and the other one is still downstair at the basement..while the weather here is getting colder with the first trace of snow pouring down while we have our hari raya celebration yesterday.

And, together with the scarf, is several pics we took together during our summer holiday, complete with captions and "words of wisdom" at the back, reminding me..that while we’re far far away, we’re still the best of friend..

Its actually hard to find this kind of friend anymore, I mean, the type that dont totally disband you soon when they got the "other commitments". I hate those type of person (which unfortunately, consist almost 80% of my friends). I mean, u can expect the less SMSing, or the less time they might spend to hang out with u, but no..u dont get to forget your friend’s birthday!! (or else for that matters)

So, while I doubt he ever gonna read this blog, I still wanna shout out loud here..

DITES MERCI!!
NOUS SOMMES LE MEILLEUR AMI, POUR TOUJOURS!!!