Histamine-receptor blocker vs Cai s limonom

Crap…

its the last day of holiday, and I found myself grabbing more tissue paper than the oncoming exam notes. I flipped thru the thermometer reading more often than my handy notes..and obviously surfing more friendster than "Sri Volgo"

Fever have no right to come at this moment.  I mean, its exam session…and u just should let us be in our upmost fitness (duh..). But  I suppose u love me too much. Its ok, I love u too..it just that u nag me at the specifically wrong moment. So I have to get rid of u..where did I put my Chloropheniramine Maleate just now??? and where is the Twinnig’s Tea Box?

This is my secret recipe of getting rid of u. It works well since I was a schoolchidren, but recently, it doesnt work wonder that fast anymore. But then again, its my only recipe to battle u out of my system:

1. Religiously consume His-receptor blocker (Chloropheniramine Maleate, Clarinase, Clortidol, or whatever brand name out there) one tablet each 4 hours
2. Koldakt (in case I got u second-hand from Mr ORVI) & Dr Mom syrup for sore throat
3.Ensure that my stock of Strepsils, Dr Mom tablets, and other hard candy out there always available.
4.And there’s the Russian Wonder Medication. Tea with a little zip of citrus tang (a.k.a Lemon). They  swear to Lenin’s name (since they dont believe God) that Tea can treat almost every disease. Drink it, and you’ll be the glorious Soviet Servicemen. I play big money that they even use tea to treat breast cancer.’
5. Drink a regular shot of warm drink (water, coffee, etc)
6. Chicken soup (or in case it is unavailable, a self-made chicken ramen using Knorr’s Chicken Stock can always prove to be sufficient)
7. Take a bath. Whats with people who refuse to take bath when they catch a flu??? It wont make u worse, and to skip it doesnt make the flu goes away. Only other people will avoid u.
8. Pretending to be healthy. Work wonder. Go walk around the block. See people from room to room, watch movies and study a little. It not only makes u feel great, it also ensure that u are not the only one who will suffer from flu by transmitting it to other people : ) (hahahahahah!!! evil laugh)

Ok..thats it..Im rantling too much here. Now… where’s the Kleenex ????

2 Responses to “Histamine-receptor blocker vs Cai s limonom”

  1. Ignis Persicus Says:

    I heard radish with sea-sand each 3 hours peroral helps :0)
    (from the same group of drugs where tea with lemon => Spasov rests)

  2. NEEMosaurus Says:

    get well soon ;)

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