.:a sUdDeN sLiP:.

5.27 a.m.., 18th January 2007 in Volgograd..

In an operating room somewhere in the world,a surgeon is doing his best, irrigating all the purulent foci from a patient’s affected liver. After the peritoneization of liver, he carefully and hermetically apply the "liver stitches" ensuring that the ligation will achieve its hemostatic aim…..

While at the same time..
In Room no 84, VSMU Medical Hostel, a medical student woke up with the most horror dream - which yet to become a reality. Its examination day for Topo Anat n Operative Surgery today..In his left hand, there’s still the lecture notes about history n development of the Surgical Department. Within seconds ,his eyes became myotic, due to the flashlight from the table-lamp switched on during the whole night.

hahaha…dramatic starter I guess

But the exam session got to be more dramatic later on. We’ve decided to enter the exam hall quite later, since there’s so many people lining up, and I hate when somebody cut the line in front of me without the ting of guiltness ever.

While me n zamir still discussing the collateral circulation of the shoulder joint, we heard the most "annoying" voice somebody could ever heard in Volgograd.

Dmitriy Nikolaevich, our filled-with-God-complex dean approach the examination hall,took a seat beside the examiner, and aristocraticly, become (or pretend to become) the one in charge for the whole exam session (makan hati jer Sailormoon tgk)

To hear his flat-unemotional tone is actually enough to get you the feeling of a butterfly in your stomach (I never could understand that actually..) but to hear him asking questions, and being mean for reviewing people’s last examination result in their Zachot book, - can actually cause you to have an acute peritoneitis.

And then there’s the new lecturer (I dont know her name) who is the most "schematous" (quoting from my frens not a right adjective though) lecturer in the whole world !! I mean…u have to start describing the appendectomy procedure ffom "Patient lay on the operating table" …Give me a break!!! is there an operation where the patient stand up while being infused with narcotic???

My answer wasnt that great actually. BAd luck I guess, I dont get the questions I preferred. "Bolee menee" I think it can get worse, but my lecturer seems keen to give me an excellent mark. I hope I did deserve it…cause u know, it doesnt feel good if u know that u got that mark just for kissing your lecturer ass (attn: Not mean that literally!!)

However I would like to take up this small space here to thanks all my frens (viva Le frats du KKM..ahahha)  n family who wished me luck before, Haneem especially for lending me her notes for months !!, my lecturer(s), and those who helped me get through all this stuff…and congratulations too to all my frens out there.THe mark really is not a measure for man, for his value lay rest on his knowledge n faith.

10 minutes of rambling over…my palpebra (eyelid) already squinting, acknowledging the fact that in less than 3 days, I will have to face the "Black WIdow" for my ophthalmology paper..

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