THIS IS A NO-BITCH ZONE!!
One of the earliest thing I learnt from my ancestors long ago, is ..
DONT BLAME A COMPLETE STRANGER FOR WHATEVER MESS YOU ARE IN..
there’s reason why we were adviced to contemplate ourselves before start bitchin’ to a complete stranger and blame them…
so, here the story goes..
there was an honest bank manager who happened to befriend with a regular seem-down-to earth guy..
well, this "guy" happened to have a bitch-girlfriend, who throng around feeling that she is the best human being ever born, and all other people somehow have to obliged her and swallow whatever she feel like throwing to them…
and it happened one day, God-willing, the bitch money was lost from her account. Since the writer suppose she had one of those mental-hormonal disorder, the writer believe she didnt think long. Since she is financial-banking-illiterate, and didnt know much about banking system, she somehow came up with the idea "IT MUST BE THE BANK MANAGER WHO STOLE MY 100 RINGGIT, WHO ELSE?"
it was a calm and steady evening for the bank manager, when he decided to finish some up of his paperwork. BUt not long then, the bitch come face to face to her, and in those thundering minutes of raised-voices, hateful-glare, and plain-stupid biases, she bitchin around the bank manager, saying what not…
and the bank manager , a complete innocent, humble guy who never face a bitch before, lost for word. Well, he did try to gain some momentum, but he can still think logically and rationally, and decide if he want to thrash the bitch around, he need to do it systematically..
he rang up his friend from all over the world, (mind you his friends is among the best banking manager in the world!) , check with the bank superior, gorged into the bank database system ….and aha!!! found the link of who actually steal the money…well, at least, the location from where the money is stolen
it was traced back to the bitch’s boyfriend banking terminal (whatever that mean, I’d lost of substitute words)…
The bank manager was ready to reveal this to the bitch, when only a minute before that, the guy came and confess the crime. He didnt plead it out, but the bank manager understand, he was actually saying " I DID IT, BUT PLEASE DONT TELL THE BITCH. I CANT STAND HER BITCHING AROUND ME"
and so, out of humanity, the bank manager meet with both the bitch and her bf, and made up story where he stated that he found out the money was stolen from the guy’s terminal, but perhaps somebody else is using the terminal or better yet (this is the best part) some sophisticated computer-virus hacked into it and steal the bitch’s money (hahahaha)..
and the guy, thanking me for "Solving the problem" (when actually he’s thanking me for not making him the bitche’s dinner), but the bitch still sit recklessly there, obviously angry, and ashamed too since her accusation is totally wrong, and she’s too proud to apologize…
6in the end, you’re the one who lost your face bitch!!
and I wonder why the bank manager is such a kind-hearted person. Thinking back, I would advice him just to reveal the whole thing up, and watch awefully when the bitch started cutting her bf body to pieces and swallow it all up….
Disclaimer : This story is picked from a communal banking post located in Denver, US. It is by no mean, correlate to any of the event happening at present moment. But, as you can see, there’s a lot of bitches around, even might be at your next door. So, the possibility of it to happen is always there.
p/s: I found this incident is sooo %&^*&&^^& I think Im gonna post up a NO BITCH sign at the entrance…
