“FRESH FROM THE FREEZER”
2nd week in Russia - its another world (literally)..and things keep getting annoyingly worse (n laughable for that matters)
Obliged to attend class on a Saturday (sucks) which happen to be a public holiday actually, since it is THe CIty Day (double sucks!!), the schedule cant be any worse when we even supposed to attend a lecture during the mid-day.
anyway, feeling that i should have been rewarded for being such a medgeek this saturday, I head to the nearest pizza joint for quick bite before I head to the lecture hall.
Guess what, yeah..you’re damn right..the pizza joint was actually out of pizza during the peak lunch hour (yes..Idiot!! sure, I second that). LIfe seems gloomy at that time. Until I spot a new menu, yeah!! a fried vegetable pie (ala apple pie in McD, except that it have vegetable stuffings)
Money changed, and I was ready to bite into my reward for the day when something feels wrong. The pie felt…cold…not like its’-been-out-of-the-deep-fryer-30-minutes-ago cold…its freakingly-freezingly-cold.
I dont know what I was thinking, but I actually bite into that piece of shit ..when I finally realized…yeah..
The Russians are too stupid in handling business even for a pizza joint, where they actually served unfried-pie to the customers, fresh from the freezer. Some idiot actually forget to stuff the thing into the oily fryer and decide to create a healthier menu, only it is unedible..
Anyway, of course I got my redemption back, (an overfried pie, but that is another story), after I lodge a complaint (hurrah!! now I can complaint to stupid Russian) and that is after they made a joke about the pie, everybody laughing while I had to stand there waiting for a new pie. But then Im already late for the lecture, so I decide to immerse into it with a single bite, decide its unhealthy and even tasteless, and just drop the rest into the nearest dustbin…
Hurrying to the lecture hall with the feeling of regret why I had actually step into this stupid place, I was given a wonderful surprise by our lecturer-on-call.
They are too stupid to use a phone, that after waiting in a damp, ventilation-less, packed-lecture hall, with sweat emerging from any possible sweat pore …the lecturer actually have the gut to come, smile and said these fucking sentence
"Its a public holiday, so I decide we should cancel the lecture, and let you enjoy the sunshine outside"….
bloody-hell saturday it was
